• MAN BORN WITH NO ANUS REPORTS KATIE HOPKINS TO POLICE FOR DISRESPECTING HIS BOTTOM

    MAN BORN WITH NO ANUS REPORTS KATIE HOPKINS TO POLICE FOR DISRESPECTING HIS BOTTOM

    A man born without an anus has reported Suncolumnist Katie Hopkins to the police because she tweeted less than respectfully about his condition, which leaves him little control over his bowel movements. Stuart Andrews, 34, a former stripper from Edinburgh, was so ashamed and embarrassed to have been born without a functioning back passage that he strove to keep it […]

  • Second suspect jailed in deadly butt lift case

    Second suspect jailed in deadly butt lift case

    DALLAS — The second of two suspects accused of performing an illegal and deadly cosmetic injection was arrested Tuesday morning by the U.S. Marshals Task Force. Alicia Clarke is charged with practicing medicine without a license. Last week, her alleged partner — Denise Ross — turned herself in and later bonded out of jail. Warrants were issued for both after […]

  • Italian grandma who sickened family learns expired cocoa is a no-no

    Italian grandma who sickened family learns expired cocoa is a no-no

    VICENZA, Italy, March 31 (UPI) — An Italian grandmother is facing charges after two adults and three children fell ill from drinking her hot chocolate, which turned out to have expired in 1990. The 77-year-old Vicenza woman, her son, two grandchildren and a visiting friend of her grandchildren fell ill while at the grandmother’s home and all five people were […]

  • ‘Most Interesting Man in World’ fails as carpool lane ruse

    ‘Most Interesting Man in World’ fails as carpool lane ruse

    FIFE, Wash. (AP) — A Washington State Patrol trooper says it’s by far the best carpool scam he’s seen, but it didn’t work. A motorcycle trooper parked along Interstate 5 near Tacoma on Monday afternoon spotted a driver and a rather unusual “passenger” pass by him in the carpool lane. When the trooper stopped the car, he discovered the “passenger” […]

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by / on April 3, 2015 at 10:00 am

Escaped pig blocks Burger King drive-through in Pa.

FERRELLTON, Pa., April 2 (UPI) —Pennsylvania State Police said they were called to capture an escaped pig seen blocking a Burger King drive-through and snapping at customers. State police based in Somerset County said they were called Thursday morning to the Burger King in Ferrellton on a report of a pig blocking the drive-through lane and snapping at customers who […]

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by / on April 2, 2015 at 11:00 am

MAN BORN WITH NO ANUS REPORTS KATIE HOPKINS TO POLICE FOR DISRESPECTING HIS BOTTOM

A man born without an anus has reported Suncolumnist Katie Hopkins to the police because she tweeted less than respectfully about his condition, which leaves him little control over his bowel movements. Stuart Andrews, 34, a former stripper from Edinburgh, was so ashamed and embarrassed to have been born without a functioning back passage that he strove to keep it […]

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by / on April 1, 2015 at 6:00 pm

Second suspect jailed in deadly butt lift case

DALLAS — The second of two suspects accused of performing an illegal and deadly cosmetic injection was arrested Tuesday morning by the U.S. Marshals Task Force. Alicia Clarke is charged with practicing medicine without a license. Last week, her alleged partner — Denise Ross — turned herself in and later bonded out of jail. Warrants were issued for both after […]

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by / on April 1, 2015 at 5:00 pm

Italian grandma who sickened family learns expired cocoa is a no-no

VICENZA, Italy, March 31 (UPI) — An Italian grandmother is facing charges after two adults and three children fell ill from drinking her hot chocolate, which turned out to have expired in 1990. The 77-year-old Vicenza woman, her son, two grandchildren and a visiting friend of her grandchildren fell ill while at the grandmother’s home and all five people were […]

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by / on March 26, 2015 at 9:15 am

‘Most Interesting Man in World’ fails as carpool lane ruse

FIFE, Wash. (AP) — A Washington State Patrol trooper says it’s by far the best carpool scam he’s seen, but it didn’t work. A motorcycle trooper parked along Interstate 5 near Tacoma on Monday afternoon spotted a driver and a rather unusual “passenger” pass by him in the carpool lane. When the trooper stopped the car, he discovered the “passenger” […]

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by / on March 24, 2015 at 2:30 pm

Pope Francis Accepts a Pizza While Riding in the Popemobile

This restaurant pulled off the ultimate delivery. Employees with Pizzeria Don Ernesto in Naples, Italy, had heard that Pope Francis enjoys pizza, so the restaurant prepared a pie: a white and yellow pizza featuring yellow cherry tomatoes and buffalo mozzarella. Restaurant co-owner Enzo Cacialli delivered the pizza to the pontiff Sunday while Pope Francis was riding in the Popemobile. Video […]

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by / on March 24, 2015 at 12:15 pm

Hong Kong man jailed for life for cannibalism

HONG KONG (AFP) – A Hong Kong man who killed, dismembered, salted and cooked his parents was sent to prison for life on Monday after being found guilty of double murder. The conviction of Henry Chau, 31, on Friday concluded a gruesome case that shocked the city in 2013 when the severed heads of Chau s elderly parents were found stuffed […]

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by / on March 24, 2015 at 10:30 am

Real-life Sleeping Beauty Has Slept For 64 Days In A Row

  Nicole Delien, dubbed the real-life “Sleeping Beauty,” sleeps for up to 19 hours a day and once slept for 64 days straight. She has only been awake for Christmas three times since she was 7 years old. She may have earned the envy of insomniacs everywhere, but Delien is living more of a nightmare than a fairy tale. Diagnosed […]

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by / on March 22, 2015 at 11:30 am

Looks What Happens To A Woman After Her Butt Implants Imploded (NSFW)

A woman in Los Angeles had a rough day after her butt implants imploded while having rough sex. According to her, she and her boyfriend were having sex when all of a sudden she heard a “pop” while getting it from the back. Turns out he ruptured both of her silicone butt implants. The silicone from the implants leaked into her […]

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by / on March 22, 2015 at 9:30 am

Instead Of Burying You, This Company Will Do Something Infinitely More Strange

Italian designers Anna Citelli and Raoul Bretzel recently introduced a new burial technique with the potential to change the world. They call it the Capsula Mundi project, and it’s a shockingly simple concept. Rather than burying dead bodies in wooden boxes in the ground, bodies are placed in a biodegradable sack like the ones below. The sack is then buried […]

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